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As a Midwestern company, we believe in craftsmanship, attention to detail, and getting the job done at any cost. Even if that means sacrificing craftsmanship and attention to detail.

Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly does BMP do?

We strive to make a difference in every aspect of our consumers’ lives. We make and distribute goods and services in a variety of industries throughout the globe. Simple as that.

I'm trying to place an order, but it doesn't work.

Keep trying! It’s probably just a glitch or something. You can also just email us your credit card number, expiration date and those numbers on the back. Also, to expedite the shipping, send us a photo of your driver’s license and passport.

Will you give a commencement speech at my school?

Absolutely. It’s not going to be cheap and it certainly won’t be good, but just let us know when and where and we will be there…late. Feel free to start without us, but I just know traffic is going to be ugly… and parking…?

How do you feel about Mexico?

You know, I’ve only been there once, but I thought it was really nice. I certainly don’t understand why so many locals are trying to get out when the entire country is obviously beach resorts and palm trees.

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SAY HELLO

You should send us an email. It will probably go to the spam folder, so just send us a page or fax.

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