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Run Slow Blanket

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$19.99

This small, thin blanket is made from 100% wool to discourage the user from actually running. This short-sleeved coat will let people know you care about physical fitness, but not very much. Only one person at BMP has ever completed a marathon, but all of us hate running. The confusing message tells others that you promote running, but at a slow, leisurely pace to minimize sweat and caloric burnage.

Order today as quantities are limited with several of the countries’ biggest marathons fast approaching.

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